not ur average hetero

dulldrops:

maegalcarwenraven:

Here is what to do with some old, broken terracotta pots!

Omfg

(via choc0latemilfshake)

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alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

(via humoristics)

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marshmallow-of-doom:

interquast:

princeowl:

who is she

THATS A JERBOA

THAT’S A POKEMON

(Source: ygreat, via ollivander)

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eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

(via ollivander)

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whatfulllipsyouhave:

0ani-chan0:

theduchessofdecency:

going-in-cakeless:

heather-m00ch:

katfastkatfurious:

touchofgrey37:

gingerhaze:

FRUSTRATED DOODLE ABOUT BRA SHOPPING

HAVE GIANT BOOBS!!!
But if your boobs are bigger than a C, your bra is gonna be expensive!
And if your boobs are bigger than a D, your bra is going to be expensive and ugly!

Don’t forget ‘we don’t want to see your bra strap but the straps on your giant bra are going to be about 2 inches wider than the widest tank top GOOD LUCK WITH THAT’.

FffffffffffBOOOOOOOBS

I LITERALLY JUST GOT HOME FROM ThIS EXPERIENCE

MY PEOPLE

i have so yeah i know

I have 38 DD and this is so freaking true. ;___;

Same.

whatfulllipsyouhave:

0ani-chan0:

theduchessofdecency:

going-in-cakeless:

heather-m00ch:

katfastkatfurious:

touchofgrey37:

gingerhaze:

FRUSTRATED DOODLE ABOUT BRA SHOPPING

HAVE GIANT BOOBS!!!

But if your boobs are bigger than a C, your bra is gonna be expensive!

And if your boobs are bigger than a D, your bra is going to be expensive and ugly!

Don’t forget ‘we don’t want to see your bra strap but the straps on your giant bra are going to be about 2 inches wider than the widest tank top GOOD LUCK WITH THAT’.

Fffffffffff
BOOOOOOOBS

I LITERALLY JUST GOT HOME FROM ThIS EXPERIENCE

MY PEOPLE

i have so yeah i know

I have 38 DD and this is so freaking true. ;___;

Same.

(via ollivander)

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boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

funoftheday:

Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!

this is kind of genius

(via ollivander)

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THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH


This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry


THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGH

This is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry

(Source: sinistersaz, via ruinedchildhood)

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beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

(Source: gymleaderkarkat, via rockin-dat-booty-everywhere)

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brianaa-nicolee:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

isnt that from spongebob..

brianaa-nicolee:

hkirkh:

godotal:

broken body

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."

isnt that from spongebob..

(via lindsaychrist)

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