not ur average hetero

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(Source: onlinegf, via jesussbabymomma)

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headrubs:

badtvblog:

We’re not so different you and I

but is this the rock with a rock or a rock with the rock?

headrubs:

badtvblog:

We’re not so different you and I

but is this the rock with a rock or a rock with the rock?

(Source: iamhby, via ollivander)

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1 day ago

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

(via beyoncebeytwice)

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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

(via worldwar2chainz)

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1 day ago
*me flushing the toilet at night*
toilet:BBRRRSSHHGGGHHTTFFFH
me:chill
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